The Squatter
Scene from Acting & Voice Studios collection. 21 lines, 2 characters.
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Chris: Maybe you should go get some then. 111INT. WHIRLPOOL - EVENING The girls are sitting opposite each other in the whirlpool.
Girl: I don't know if you want to hear this, but I have this theory about you.
Chris: You're right, I don't want to hear it.
Girl: Sorry, I'm gonna tell you anyway. My theory, drum roll, is that you don't even live here. I mean you live here, but you're not supposed to live here.
(suddenly very cagey)
Chris: Why would you think that?
Girl: Because, first of all, you never answer the fucking phone. Second, you don't look anything like the people in the photographs in the living room. You don't have any money or a car, and finally -- I had one of my mother's friends who works at the high school check for me and they have no record of you, or at least someone with your name.
Chris: You don't even know my name.
Girl: Yes I do. I looked at your journal when you were sleeping.
(firmly)
Chris: You shouldn't have done that.
Girl: Sorry. Don't worry, I didn't read any of it, I just looked at the front page where your name is. 64.
Chris: You still shouldn't have done that.
Girl: I know but I did. I said I'm sorry.
Chris: ...I went to private school.
Girl: Really? Which one?
Chris: The one with the soccer field up the street.
Girl: What's the name of it? Chris knows she's been caught.
(angry)
Chris: It's called the Fuck You School. Chris abruptly gets up and exits the whirlpool. 112INT. BED - EVENING Chris is laying in bed fully clothed, staring up at the ceiling and smoking a cigarette. The Girl gets onto the bed behind her, also now dressed. Chris rolls over away from her, pissed.
Girl: Angry?
(pouting)
Chris: No.
Girl: Don't worry about me -- I'm not gonna tell anyone. If you think about it, at this point I'm in just as much trouble as you are so I can't. Actually, I think it's kind of cool. Chris doesn't say anything.
Girl: You gonna talk to me or you gonna be a douchebag? Chris continues to ignore her.