The Crime Scene - Sherlock Style
Sherlock reconstructs an entire crime while Watson tries to keep up
Full Script
Dr. Watson: The police say it's a robbery gone wrong. Open and shut.
Sherlock Holmes: The police say a lot of things. Most of them wrong.
Dr. Watson: The window's broken, the safe is empty. What more do you need?
Sherlock Holmes: I need you to look at the glass, Watson. Which way did it fall?
Dr. Watson: Inward. Someone broke in from outside.
Sherlock Holmes: Except the glass is on the outside sill. Someone broke it from the inside.
Dr. Watson: So... the victim staged the robbery?
Sherlock Holmes: The victim is the criminal. Insurance fraud. But that's the boring part.
Dr. Watson: There's a boring part?
Sherlock Holmes: The interesting part is who helped him. (beat) Notice the two wine glasses. One has lipstick. His wife's shade.
Dr. Watson: His wife was in on it.
Sherlock Holmes: His wife planned it. He's far too stupid to have thought of this himself.