The Interview - Superman Style

Superman: You wanted to talk. So talk.

Lois Lane: Mind if I record this?

Superman: Go ahead. I have nothing to hide.

Lois Lane: That's funny, coming from a man who wears a cape.

Superman: It's not a disguise. It's a uniform.

Lois Lane: Right. So, let's start with the basics. Where are you from?

Superman: Far away.

Lois Lane: That's not an answer.

Superman: It's the only one I can give you right now.

Lois Lane: Mysterious alien refuses to disclose origin. Great headline.

Superman: I'm not refusing. I'm... protecting.

Lois Lane: Protecting who? Yourself?

Superman: Everyone. There are things about where I come from that could put people in danger if they knew.

Lois Lane: So you DO have secrets.

Superman: Everyone has secrets, Miss Lane. Even you.

Lois Lane: This interview is about you, not me.

Superman: Is it? You've been asking questions, but you haven't asked the one you really want to ask.

Lois Lane: Fine. Why are you here? What do you want?

Superman: To help.

Lois Lane: That's it? You have godlike powers and you just want to... help?

Superman: Is that so hard to believe?

Lois Lane: In my experience? Yes.

Superman: Then maybe you've been talking to the wrong people.

Lois Lane: Don't do that.

Superman: Do what?

Lois Lane: That thing where you look at me like you can see through me.

Superman: I can see through you.

Lois Lane: That's... that's not what I meant.

Superman: I know what you meant.

Lois Lane: One more question.

Superman: Ask.

Lois Lane: Are you... are you staying?

Superman: As long as you'll have me.

Lois Lane: You meaning... humanity?

Superman: Sure. Humanity.